Hey Jordyn, long time no chat, well I have sent over 482 emails to your mom asking to see you (as of Monday March 16, 2026) – obviously this amount will climb weekly as I email her every Wednesday reminding her she’s breaking the court order.
Oh, and in case you’re wondering, I’ve also sent a total of $151,841.86 in child support for you/your bank account. That’s right, that money is meant for you, not to help anyone else take less hours at work or help pay anyone’s else’s way in life.
Oh, oh, that’s not actually correct because I’ve sent another 16 payment (all at $650 per payment) for a total of $10,400.00 since July 14, 2025. So, the grand total to date…drum roll, please…$162,241.86 has been paid to date for you and your life. Hope it’s awesome lol I wouldn’t know, haven’t even received one school photo to date ha-ha crazy eh? Well, only one of us, and not your dad!
Hope life is awesome…oh, oh, oh….before I forget, cause someone might say that’s not true, I’ve attached the print-out from Maintenance showing that total as of July 14, 2025…let’s see someone dispute that Don’t forget to ask your mom for all that money when you’re 18…after all, it’s for you!
Sincerely,
The Dad you have but wouldn’t know (yet, the ATM who paid your entire life).
