Hey Jordyn, long time no chat, well I have sent over 510 emails to your mom asking to see you – obviously this amount will climb weekly as I email her every Wednesday reminding her she’s breaking the court order.
Oh, I just wanted to update the numbers below. Wouldn’t want you to think I never paid child support for you. I’ve never missed a payment to date and all images on the website are directly from Maintenance Enforcement Program showing (overpayment) as of September 29, 2026, I’ve paid $173,941.86 in child support.
Is this conversation helpful so far? If so, you can ignore the math below as I’ve updated it (above) for you. Again, just want to make sure you know Daddy has never not paid for you and paid for everything you own in this world. Someone may have purchased it on Amazon but rest assured, that money came from Daddy-O.
Here’s the old stuff…in case you’re wondering, I’ve also sent a total of $151,841.86 in child support for you/your bank account. That’s right, that money is meant for you, not to help anyone else take less hours at work or help pay anyone’s else’s way in life.
Oh, oh, that’s not actually correct because I’ve sent another 20 payments (all at $650 per payment) for a total of $13,000.00 since July 14, 2025. So, the grand total to date…drum roll, please…$164,841.86 has been paid to date for you and your life. Hope it’s awesome lol I wouldn’t know, haven’t even received one school photo to date ha-ha crazy eh? Well, only one of us, and not your dad!
Hope life is awesome…oh, oh, oh….before I forget, cause someone might say that’s not true, I’ve attached the print-out from Maintenance showing that total as of July 14, 2025…let’s see someone dispute that Don’t forget to ask your mom for all that money when you’re 18…after all, it’s for you!
Sincerely,
The Dad you have but wouldn’t know (yet, the ATM who paid your entire life).
